Facebooking Friends!

For some time now I have been a dog who journals and then a dog who blogs and then a dog who tweets – even though I’m a dog not a bird – and now I am a dog who facebooks so I put my face up and write as you do in books – even though it’s not really a book it certainly has lots of faces in it - and I go around liking as well as licking everybody! I enjoy it so much that I do a lot of wagging my tail and woofing while I communicate with all of you adorable humans and dogs and dogs with humans and humans with dogs… oh and some cats and some other species too! This pic is to show you how I do it J 

And when I make a new friend I whizz around in my whirly greeting dance and have a great big smile on my face and I usually bark-laugh too! And then you can go to parties with dancing and meating and eating and greating and drinking and did I say eating, and clubs where you can read books and make things and show others the things you’ve created even if it’s a mess and even go on explorations for monsters and help raise money for good causes - just as you might in real life - and see all the things your facebook friends are doing every day. And know when their birthdays are and say Happy Birthday and get all their news about the exciting things happening in their lives too! And these friends are all over the world and go to their baskets or beds at different times so whatever time you visit there will always be someone there. And there are just so many of them to love which is great cos I love loving! If you want to be a fellow twit or face then I’m TedTerrierMe at both J

Love and licks, follows and liking, Ted  XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

To read my stories please visit my blog http://tedterrier.blogspot.co.uk/ or you can get my book, 

The Journal of Ted Terrier  – with different pictures and stories - from any amazon website: http://tinyurl.com/q6a49tx  at .com or http://tinyurl.com/o3pjra8  at .co.uk or read about it as well as other dog books at http://wooftasticbooks.com/2013/11/26/the-journal-of-ted-terrier/ .                                        

                                            

Coming soon… The Second Journal of Ted Terrier J

The Blog of Ted Terrier © 2014 by Emma Knight

Champ - My Story of Survival - Fiona Ingram

Emma and me wanna tell you about a totally inspiring and heart-breaking yet then heart-warming book we have just read which is the true story of a little dog named Champ - well it's also a gorgeously written work of fiction called "How Superdog Champ Saved the Day" which had us both cheering (Emma), woofing (me) and smiling and all excited, moved and delighted - that's inside it too. Champ was badly abused by some people - in his real life this is - and left for dead in plastic bags, but was then rescued and nursed and dogtored and loved back to life by some other totally amazing people.

Sadly this sort of thing happens to far too many dogs and other animals. In fact it even happens to humans themselves by other humans. Champ's story is inspirational to all of us of whatever species and helps spread the word about these horrific inhumanities, which actually can lead to wonderful acts of support, love and all the best that humans have to offer in their humanity! Yay to that! Dogs love humans unconditionally. Well this dog - me - Ted Terrier - absolutely adores them! Please, humans, read this story and be inspired to do all you can to help stop horribleness to others and make the world a happy place for all species  Love, hugs and licks Ted Terrier XOX

The link to his biodography by the very clever and lovely author Fiona Ingram can be found at Wooftastic Books: http://wooftasticbooks.com/2014/01/29/champ-my-story-of-survival/

Happy Valentine's Day! XOX

Dear Everybody!

I got a Valentine!! Woofyay! 
And you can see from my face what I thought and how I felt!!  
But I don't know who it's from cos you didn't put your name!
So please tell me which of you loves me this much?! ;) :)

I love ALL of YOU as many times as I do my spinning welcoming dance for someone when they arrive at my home and that's a lot of times!

Lots of love, hugs and Licks, Ted Terrier XOX

Snack Attack!

Yes, I know, I did put ‘eating less treats’ on my new year’s resolutions but then I crossed it out but not well enough for you not to see that it was on the list and here I am eating them anyway cos I got really hungry and cos they taste very yummy to eat but ‘Ssshhh!’ and please don’t tell Emma cos she might get a bit cross cos I’m supposed to be on a diet cos I have a ‘tubby tum’. But she is funny cos she really likes my tubby tum and when I’m ‘My Scruffy-Puff’ which I’m not really without my tubby tum cos you need to be tubby to go with that look and cos if you’re ‘Mr. SkinnyBones’ then you have no fur and no tubby tum, so really and truly I’m doing something for her by eating these and keeping myself tubby to go with the scruffy J

Love and licks and crunching, Ted  XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

To read more stories like this one please visit my blog http://tedterrier.blogspot.co.uk/ or you can get my book The Journal of Ted Terrier from any amazon website: http://tinyurl.com/q6a49tx  at .com or http://tinyurl.com/o3pjra8  at .co.uk. I am also at www.wooftasticbooks.com J

The Blog of Ted Terrier © 2014 by Emma Knight

I wish it would stop raining...

No walkies without wet paws and fur!

Love and licks, Ted and Emma XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

To see more pics like this one and read more stories visit my blog http://tedterrier.blogspot.co.uk/ or you can get my book The Journal of Ted Terrier from any amazon website: http://tinyurl.com/q6a49tx at .com or http://tinyurl.com/o3pjra8 at .co.uk.

The Blog of Ted Terrier © 2014 by Emma Knight

Crazy Weather!

Over Christmas- and New Year- times the entire world had crazy weather. In America – where my human auntie lives with my human uncle and my many cousins both human, canine, feline and other species – they had cold temperatures that made it so if they went out they might freeze to death on the spot. In the ‘land down under’ – which is underneath according to the people who aren’t there but are on this side of the world – and is actually called Australia, people are trying to play tennis in 45oC temperature  and fainting  and bats have died cos it’s too hot for them. Here In England – and especially in the bit round the river Thames where I live with my human family; they’re all human and I’m a dog – we had rain that could drown you and wind that could blow you over and away and all at once and it was very dangerous to go out, and many people had very wet Christmases with their houses filled up with water and they didn’t have power so they couldn’t cook their Christmas dinners or watch Doctor Who or Eastenders or The Queen making her speech. I think they could still open their presents so long as they weren’t all washed away, and Father Christmas could still visit cos he doesn’t need gas or electricity to visit cos he has reindeer to give his sleigh the power to move. Cars could still move too so long as the water wasn’t too deep and they could do that in the roads that weren’t made into rivers by all the water. Emma’s car could move okay but something on it was moving in a way that was not okay. I have written a story before about it raining in the car cos of the sun-roof that lets rain rather than sun in – well it lets sun in too but Emma never opens it to let sun in cos the sun comes in anyway, and even though she hasn’t opened it it is ‘open to the elements’ as humans say. It shouldn’t be but it is. It’s a fault on the car, which isn’t the cars fault and also isn’t my fault this time. Another fault is that the bonnet doesn’t close properly cos something called the bonnet catch is broken and so the bonnet flaps up and down and if you drive too fast it flaps up so much that it might not flap down again and then it could fly into the windscreen – that does actually screen you from the wind – and then you could have wind and broken glass unscreened from you and going into your face from the broken windscreen and that is very dangerous indeed. I have been Emma’s co-driver as you can see to make sure that doesn’t happen so she can look at what she needs to look at to drive the car safely and then I can bark loudly if it doesn’t flap down again. But we decided it’d be even safer to take it to be fixed, so we got into it to drive it to the garage where they fix cars but it wouldn’t start at all. And we tried again and it wouldn’t, and yet again, but it still wouldn’t and then Emma phoned for an AA man to come – AA men come when cars don’t start at all or have stopped and won’t start again. For anything else you have to take it yourself to be fixed. The AA man was a very nice AA man – they are all supposed to be very nice but some are nicer than others – he started the car very quickly and said it had been flooded with petrol and not water even though with all the water around it could have been water, and then he also said that he would save us driving to the garage with a flapping up and down bonnet and also cos there were many cars on the road getting into trouble cos of the weather so he fixed the bonnet down in just a few minutes, so ours wouldn’t end up being one of them. It is good that one less car goes along the road in an unnecessary journey anyway cos there are too many cars on the road and there are too many other things that humans have made that make fumes and things and have damaged something in the sky and made a hole so that there is damage below that hole and so that’s what causes the crazy weather and one day, if it’s not fixed and it may be too late to fix it, the weather will be so crazy it’s completely mad and then… well then I won’t say cos Emma says my stories usually make people laugh but this one won’t and I should end on a funny note. I am not a note but I am very funny most of the time and will make you smile and the sun shine even on a cloudy day… and if you sing that then you have some funny notes to end on J

Love and licks, Ted and Emma XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

To read more stories like this one please visit my blog http://tedterrier.blogspot.co.uk/ or you can get my book The Journal of Ted Terrier from any amazon website: http://tinyurl.com/q6a49tx  at .com or http://tinyurl.com/o3pjra8  at .co.uk.

The Blog of Ted Terrier © 2014 by Emma Knight

Happy New Year 2014!!

Dear Friends and Family - Old and New and of all species - with and without paws and with and without fur - and of all sizes and nationalities and whatever other differences you have,

Me and my human sister Emma want to wish you all the very best you can have for 2014 in whatever you do in your lives and to be very happy and healthy and have exciting fun things happen and whatever other things need to happen for things to be very good for you in the next 365 days that are now coming along.

I have written some new year resolutions - Emma is typing this for us so she has the correct spelling and also the writing is better cos it's her typing it, tho if she was hand-writing it it wouldn't be much better than what I wrote cos she has bad handwriting - and maybe I've actually done quite well with my paws after all! Hm she is looking grumpy - probably cos of what I said about her writing -  and saying I definitely won't stick to the first one, but I will cos I love cats it's just that I love to do things with them that I think are play but they don't think that they are, and I'm rough and tough about it.

Lots of love and licks Ted and Emma XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX